Bad To The Last

Joseph Buehler

Bad to the last drop.
Frankie and Johnny were sweathogs.
The farmer Norman Fell.
Never trust anyone who is nicknamed “Skip”.
How green was O’Malley.
 As narrow and tight as a pawnbroker’s heart.
Hail chlamydia!---chlamydia rules the waves!
Cut paper cut.
Ask not what your monkey can do for you.
Ask what you can do for your monkey.
They say that absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.